A Punny Spaycation! … Read the Resident

WGx was about to vote for this week’s cover story for the “Best Use of a Punny Headline” … but then it occurred to us that the WG Resident’s “Best of Willow Glen” ballots never came out in October like usual.

BREAKING –> What’s up with the “Best of WG” …? We’re looking into it!

In the meantime, WGx thought you still might want to know what’s in the printed Willow Glen Resident this week … Puns and all!

While we can’t reproduce the whole paper online, here are some of the bigger headlines from Friday, November 6, 2009:

• City backs off idea for elevated train in Delmas Park area … Some worry aerial tracks would halve neighborhood
• Cover Story: Taking a ‘Spaycation’ … Dr. Andrea Berger spends vacations with World Vets … Animal Rescue: World Vets ’spay, neuter, vaccinate and educate’
  • Dr. Berger’s veterinary practice is with Central Animal Hospital, and her volunteer work is through World Vets. … Great Pun #1
• Police will be first to use point-of-view cameras
• Some residents see red as pilot program for yard waste moves city closer to green … Pun #2!
• Winemaker toys with sour grape cocktails, food
  • This is an AP Story, which is widely available online
• Almaden Valley neighbors brainstorm new rules for dogs on busy city trails
• Oakland A’s owner speaks to San Jose business leaders
• Opinion: Highly prized skill of multitasking has its critics
• Lincoln Avenue puts out the welcome mat [for Halloween]
• Celebrating the Day of the Dead
• Costs at the new 99 Cents Only store are now up to 99.99 cents
• Mission Chamber Orchestra offers an evening of classical treasures
• Panthers drop key hockey decision to Cats
• Tough loss for Willow Glen, Lions lose another one
• Middle school runners come together for a pair of big cross country meets
• X-Country stars in running for return trip to state meet … Pun #3!